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Archive for April, 2010

Apr
26

May Day Baskets

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A long-standing practice that has fallen by the way side these days is the practice of giving flowers to friends and neighbors on the first of May.

Feel like being a bouquet bandit this year? Wrap small bunches of flowers (wild or hot-house, whatever floats your boat) in cones of colored paper, large doilies or even in small (or big, if you’re feeling generous) baskets. Prep them either the night before or the morning of May 1st and then head out to your lucky friends and leave the gifts on their front steps or hanging from their door knobs.

You can leave a note, of course, but you can also do it anonymously and keep your friends guessing who might have left them such a wonderful little gift!

Apr
25

Weekly Twit-Bits for 2010-04-25

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  • So, okay, it's Monday but it's also day 1 of a 3-day week. Tonight the wedding cake baking begins & gumpaste stuff. #
  • Being brutal with the Abyss purge–why on earth have I kept the wedding album from my 1st marriage so freaking long. Otta here! #
  • There are some things about traditional business practices that leave me feeling slimy. I need a shower… #
  • Giving in and going on a chocolate run for the office. #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: Little Lessons from Big Cakes http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/19/little-lessons-from-big-cakes/ #
  • Ah, Merc.Retro… Rehearsal dinner plans for Friday are still in flux, turns out so is the Rehearsal (the coordinator won't even be there!) #
  • Okay, now starting the wedding cake baking–12 and 8 inch squares going into thee oven shortly. #
  • Okay. Gumpaste coral is not working so very much. Will pickup some candy melts tomorrow and pipe them–I know that'll work! #
  • Final tier in the oven, timer set to avoid last batch burn, dishes done… Jus waiting on the buzzer. #
  • The last tier is out of the oven and the pan. It needs a good 30 minutes to cool before I can wrap it & go to bed. Scripting until then. #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: No comic-April 21 http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/20/no-comic-april-21/ #
  • Have made entirely too man trips to Michaels the last 2 weeks–please let this be the last for a while. (never thought I'd say that!) #
  • Oh, holy hellfire. I leave to run an errand & things get "interesting" at the office… #
  • @palmie The law is now involved. #
  • @palmie email #
  • First wave of family has arrived & has been caught up on the various situations surrounding the beach houses & rehearsal dinner. WHee! #
  • On my way home to wrangle 15# of fondant. Not exactly my favorite medium, but it's what the bride wants. #
  • Just realized I'm 5# light on fndant–will be making yet another Michaels trip tomorrow & fondanting again. Bother. #
  • Package insert was wrong: had plenty of fondant for 4 tiers. Just as well, hands wouldn't have stood for round 2 in the a.m. #
  • Packing for the weekend. Have a ridiculous list of kitchen stuff I need to haul down there. Working "vacations" suck. #
  • Car & cakes all packed, hope we got everything! #
  • Chocolate coral is piped, heading down to the beach to be social for a bit. #
  • Oh, man, I'm so spoiled by my wall oven at home–having to bend down to rotate the cakes is the pits! #
  • At te Blue Parrot for the rehearsal dinner–conch fritters pretty good (thought a bit chewie) & excellent mango daiquiris! #
  • Morning of the wedding has dawned windy but otherwise nice. Getting ready to head to the reception venue to finally finish the cakes. #
  • Weather is absolutely horrible at the coast–we've almost lost power several times. About to head home. #
  • Stopped for groceries on the way home from the beach: It's my birth-week, I'll eatat what I wanna! #
  • Our place may not be as fancy at the tres swank beach house, but man it's good to be home! (Bonus: no more stairs!) #
  • Managed to unpack but that may well be the extent of today's productivity. #
  • Coughing, headache and general malaise–what the hell is up with that? #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: For the Love of Fondant… or Not! http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/25/for-the-love-of-fondant-or-not/ #

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Apr
20

Floral Proportionals

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I’ve got cakes on the brain right now, but that’s not totally separate from floral arrangements as I will now demonstrate.

Cake for 50, with Flowers for 45

Back when I was still doing a lot of cakes I was contracted to do a small wedding cake for all of about 50 guests. Small cakes are good and bad–fairly quick, no special equipment or ridiculous baking pans required, but they can also look a little small in the reception venue.

This particular cake, shown at left, was a bit dwarfed by the arch behind it and the large table it sat on but the worst part of it was the flowers.

No, that is not an optical illusion or a trick of the camera angle, the floral topper really was 2/3 the height of the cake.

From this I learned a very important lesson: Make sure the florist knows the size of the cake they’re prepping flowers for otherwise you might end up with something grossly mis-matched. It sorta reminded me of my first wedding where the florist (a friend of my mother-in-law to be) had started on the bridal bouquet (silk) before I’d even had a chance to talk with her. The flowers, if left unchecked, would have been wider than me (not a joke, I was much thinner back then)!

But it’s not just cakey applications where size matters! Think about your dinner table the next time you have guests over. If you plop a huge centerpiece in the middle, the folks across from one another won’t be able to see or easily talk to one another–not a good thing! Well, unless it was me and my (now) former mother-in-law. Same goes for overly scented flowers: while taste is technically a skill of the taste buds, the nose works in tandem with them and strong flowers can overpower the flavor of food.

So, the tall and the short of it is–Harmony. You want your flowers to match your setting, to complement it.

Just because flowers are a man’s way of making up for one transgression or another, doesn’t mean they are a band-aid for everything.

Apr
18

Weekly Twit-Bits for 2010-04-18

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  • Have mostly unpacked my office (the menagerie is back in place) and getting used to the new-old layout. #
  • @BenPaddon Not always lazy–some of us just follow so many comics & blogs with full feeds that there's no time for those who won't. #
  • Really dislike the phrase exit strategy when applied to a creative/art business model. #zero2illo #12wkchallenge #
  • Think I'll take a page from @havi & Metaphor Mouse and call it my Work-Smarter-Not-Harder Strategy and see how that works :) #
  • I have a list of posts I could be working on right now but what I feel like doing is creating a spreadsheet & baking choco muffins for work. #
  • So I started my spreadsheet, drew a comic, made muffins, finished a load of laundry & now working on at least 1 post before bed. #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: Foodie Photography http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/12/foodie-photography/ #
  • WTGA update: Meredith's Tale 7 http://www.soulgeek.com/comics/geeks/2010/04/13/merediths-tale-7/ #
  • BB&B just sent an email about the Juliet line by Steve Madden; I totally want it–not for the bath but for the Abyss! Totes my color scheme. #
  • Wouldn't be the first non-bath repurpose–for years my coffee table has been a bathroom storage bench (holding some of my yarn stash). #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: Balls in the Air http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/14/balls-in-the-air/ #
  • WTGA update: Meredith's Tale 8 http://www.soulgeek.com/comics/geeks/2010/04/15/merediths-tale-8/ #
  • Woke up with an unwelcome sick feeling in the back of my throat–please, body, no getting sick til after I make the wedding cakes!!! #
  • A client just asked why the 4/8 statement didn't reflect the check we received on 4/14? Seriously? #
  • Granted, said check also represented an overpayment of an invoice they'd previously paid sans tax so… #
  • New on Cocktail Hour: 50 Shots of America–Rhode Island http://www.randomactscomics.com/2010/04/16/50-shots-of-america-rhode-island/ #
  • Okay, then. PMS has kicked in & is collaborating with the other achinesses just for, uh, fun? Chocolate. STAT! #
  • Trying to focus on the positive: tax refund hit my bank acct today & one more weekend of purging the Abyss should finishsh it. #
  • Voluntarily up this early on a Saturday–what is wrong with me? @AgentSpectrum went to the paintball bachelor outing; I will work in Abyss. #
  • Trip to Home Depot for spray paint, paint samples and a metal shelving unit complete, refueling @ Tropical Smoothie on the way home. #
  • Looks like I'm going to need another can (or 2) of blackck spray paint. Should have followed my hunch. #
  • & it looks like the paint sample I thought was going to be too dark is just right. Waiting til the test patches dry before deciding, though. #
  • @Swikan I think that's the case, here. Granted, it's only one wall so even if it was a little darker than planned it wouldn't be horrible. #
  • Second round of errands: HD for more paint, etc.; JoAnns for a boat-load of upholstery fabric; possibly some beach-appropriate shoe shopping #
  • Realization: Can organize while paint dries (duh). Getting ready to tape off the wall & hopefully get coat 1 done tonight. #
  • I have a very pink (technically Very Berry) wall! Second coat will go on in the morning. #
  • I'll never be a pro painter but the wall doesn't look bad at all. *@/! Latex paint didn't like the crapy job the pro did before we moved in. #
  • that's okay, neither did we (dude sprayed the cords of the blinds to the wall–definitely a case of lowest bidder/get what you pay for). #
  • Feeling infinitely better after a long shower–maybe even up to putting the new shelves together after the cake supplies shopping. #
  • Had to take a set of poles back to home depot–we had 5 innies and 3 outies instead of 4 & 4. #

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Apr
16

Fun with Flowers

Posted by Scraps

Now that we’ve covered some flower basics and touched on some selective flower meanings it’s time to talk about making them look pretty sitting on your table, desk or counter–more than just being dumped in any old vase.

Containers

It’s great to have a selection of vases around for that unexpected bouquet–even if you’re just picking some up for yourself (I used to do that all the time and think I’ll get back in the habit, again). Of course you save the ones you get with birthday arrangements, Valentine’s gifts and the rest (you do, don’t you?) but what else can you use for a vase?

  • Vases and More

    Potential Vases Collected from Around the House

    Wine glasses

  • Wine bottles
  • Tea Cups or Mugs
  • Small buckets
  • Pitchers
  • Canning jars
  • Test Tubes (with a holder)
  • Toothbrush holders
  • Pen caddies–

Pretty much anything that can hold water can hold a flower or two, too!

Arrangement

An odd number of stems, of colors or heights will add to the visual composition of your arrangement. Why? Well, with even items it’s just too easy for them to hive off in either direction or look boxy. An even number gives you a focal point which the other flowers can cluster around. In other words: Embrace Oddity!

Think about the classic 3-rose bouquet you find in any florist’s reach-in. They may be all the same color and size but they are usually at 2 or 3 heights to make it look nicer–you get to see that there are three separate flowers and each has room to bloom. A larger bouquet of all the same flowers works the same way: by trimming the stems to different lengths and then angling them within the vase we get a nice domed or semi-circle shape that lets all flowers be seen and looks great from all angles. This is especially good for centerpieces.

But enough abstracts, let’s use a real-time example:

  1. Pick a container that will easily hold your flowers–I’ve picked up a small vase and had to start all over when all the stems wouldn’t fit, so dropping them all in to see how they look is totally okay.
  2. Fill half to 3/4 full with fresh water and whatever flower food you have available.
  3. Select one flower to be your focal point. Decide whether it will go in the center or to one side. Trim it to the best height for your vase.
  4. Looking at the rest of your flowers, decide which ones should go around the focal flower first and trim them just shorter than the first flower, enough that the petals sit just below each other. This choice can be made from a color point of view or size–it’s usually best to start large and work your way down to smaller, but there are always exceptions to every rule.
  5. Place each set of flowers into the vase, sorta weaving them stems around one another to keep each layer in place. Use corners or edges to your advantage to angle a flower in the direction you want it to go instead of letting it float around.

The first flower's tough to position, but it's good to get an idea for how high you want your arrangement.

The second set of flowers is a head shorter than the first flower.

The third level of flowers goes in...

The rest is just filling in the "holes." With full flowers you don't even need any extra greenery!

It’s really just that simple.

Helping Hands

There are a number of floral helpers out there and many you can replicate at home.

Oasis is a (usually) green foamy material that soaks up tons of water and you can stick your flowers into it to keep them in a very specific arrangement. This usually gets used in an opaque or covered container since it’s not very pretty to look at.

Floppy stems are sometimes a problem, especially with sunflowers and very full roses. I don’t see wires used as much, these days, instead I’m seeing more plastic tubes on the upper section of stem as additional support. Clear drinking straws can be used in their place for all but the thickest of stems; either slide it on from the bottom or make a slit along the length of the straw and wrap it around the side like a neck brace.

Frogs aren’t just for your garden! Some are made to go in the bottom of your vase and have little spaces that help hold your flowers in place and some are more like lids or inserts that fit just inside the top of your vase and provide a grid in which to place your flowers so they don’t slide to one side or another. These are great for simple, streamlined arrangements like tulips in an oblong vase or something. In a pinch, though, you can replicate it with clear tape laid out in a grid across your vase–just leave enough space for the stems to fit between the tape!

Sand, glass beads and rocks can also help keep your flowers in place.

If you use something less than attractive inside your vase, it’s not a bad idea to take some fabric, wrapping paper or tissue and wrap it around the vase to pretty it up.

Go forth, arrange! Fill your house with flowers in pretty containers and brighten up your space. Have fun!

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    Jennifer "Scraps" Walker...

    ...is a comic artist looking to branch out into illustrations
    ...is a writer
    ...is a bookkeeper
    ...was a Pastry Chef
    ...is writing a cookbook
    ...has been divorced twice and couldn't be happier about it
    ...was born in Louisiana but now lives in Florida
    ...is in a committed relationship with a wonderful man
    ...is conservative but has an open mind
    ...is a refugee from organized religion
    ...is a great hostess
    ...is a creative person
    ...has a home studio called "The Abyss"
    ...is always looking for another creative outlet
    ...is a knitter
    ...loves music
    ...owns close to 100 pairs of shoes
    ...is the girl next door