September 30, 2004

Wardrobe Malfunction

Thankfully not on a SuperBowl scale, but I can understand how that happened. Well, maybe. Let me elaborate:

Perhaps Justin was not party to a grand scheme to shock the world and increase Janet's publicity: maybe he was just helping her out of an uncomfortable underwire confrontation. Like the one I had last night.

So, I'm in class, working on my line drawing for a grade (basically an art test...sigh...) and I'm not really pleased with it overall. Now adds a new element, a sharp stabbing pain under my right breast. So much for support: the underwire of that cup had broken and poked through the lining. It was like becoming 38 of B for heaven's sake!

As soon as that pose ended and we were released for a bit I dashed to the ladies' to fix things. First I did the automatic: just push it back into place and let broken wires lie. Then I came to the decision that it would merely try to assimilate me during the next pose and I really didn't want THAT to happen again so I went ahead and removed that blasted thing altogether. The problem with that theory was the presence of the other side's unbroken wire.

But I decided being a tad lop-sided was better than being stabbed again. Maybe Janet was more uncomfortable covered than exposed is all I'm saying!

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