Pretzel Success, Chemistry Fail

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As I mentioned last week, I finally gave in to my intentions of making pretzel bread over the weekend and, let me tell you, it’s definitely too easy to make. As in, I could make a batch every weekend without allotting much time and that’s dangerous.

But before I get into the specifics, I need to tell you how this whole thing got started.

On one of the digital scrapbooking forums I frequent, there was a thread about football foods, and a picture was posted of some doughnut-hole acorns made by dipping the top of a doughnut hole into Nutella, and then rolling them in chopped nuts or chocolate sprinkles. Finished off with a pretzel stick stem, they do sorta look like tasty acorns.

I thought, I can do that!

But I also wondered what sort of savory applications this illusion food technique could apply to. Someone suggested mini-corndogs, so that was a definite option, but I thought if I made mini pretzel rolls, dipped them in a cheese & mustard dip (I was thinking more like a fondue, but it turns out there’s a standard pretzel dip that more than fits the bill), and then rolled the tops in crumbled bacon, it’d be quite a hearty snack for that weekend’s game.

So of course I did all three.

Corndog, Doughnut, and Pretzel Acorns

(sorry about the glare, I was going for easy clean-up and the foil didn’t play nice with the camera)

Rather than re-post other people’s recipes, here are the 2 I used for the homemade portions of this project:

Bretzel Rolls (Bavarian Pretzel Sandwich Rolls) from food.com

Cheese and Mustard Dipping Sauce from countryliving.com

Both of these recipes are simple and straight-forward. I made the pretzel rolls as directed but I divided each of the 12 pieces of dough into 3, for 36 mini rolls. I did change one other part of the pretzel recipe, and that’s where the other half of my title comes in…

Pretzel bread isn’t really that different from any other yeast bread, it’s how they’re cooked that make them pretzels. Like bagels, the pretzels are first poached or par-boiled before baking to give them the chewy exterior. Unlike bagels, however, the water for poaching pretzels gets baking soda added to it, which gives it that distinctive flavor.

I decided, however, that using plain water was boring. Why not use something a little more flavorful, I thought, so for the 2 quarts of poaching liquid, I started off with 12 oz of beer, then made up the rest with water. Sure, once the liquids came to a boil it foamed up a bit (unanticipated consequence number 1), but that was easy to deal with.

It was when I had to add the baking soda to the boiling liquid that I discovered unanticipated consequence number 2.

Who remembers their science classes on combining vinegar and baking soda to make a volcano? The acid in the vinegar reacts with sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) to create carbon dioxide (and some other things), i.e. bubbles. Did you know that beer also contains an acid? Alpha acids, to be specific, found in the hop plants.

Yes, In the midst of making bagels, I made a beer-cano, too.

Alas, there are no pictures of this debacle as I was too busy trying to get the spewing pot from the stove to the sink. In fact, I’m lucky there are pictures of any of the process as my camera was on the counter between points A and B–I’m still cleaning off bits of baking soda out of the lens, but the camera appears to have escaped otherwise unharmed.

And speaking of unharmed, turns out baking soda can be used to treat burns. Which might account for the fact that two fingers on my left hand got doused in boiling, bubbling over water/beer/soda mixtures and only got a little red and puffy, didn’t blister, and were totally fine by the time I went to bed. So I suppose you could call that 2 crises averted, though I could have avoided the whole thing if I’d just given half a thought to the chemical make-up of what I was doing!

At any rate, the pretzels eventually got their dunking in the bicarb’ed water (with remnants of beer) and then baked to a golden brown.

Pretzel Rolls fresh from the oven

They were delicious. So delicious I was a little concerned I was going to eat them all before I could transform them into their acorn disguises!

Enough survived my carb-lust, however, and they made excellent appetizers for Sunday’s game, even if they weren’t as acorn-y as the mini-corndog versions.

MiniCorndog Acorns

mini corndogs, dipped in mustard-cheese dip, and rolled in crushed pretzel sticks

Pretzel Acorns

pretzel bread, dipped in mustard-cheese dip, and rolled in crumbled bacon

Doughnut-hole acorns

doughnut holes, dipped in Nutella, and rolled in chocolate sprinkles

I’d heated the Nutella spread on the stove before starting to dip the doughnut holes, but even then it got clumpy and lumpy pretty quick as the glaze from the doughnuts got mixed in. Unglazed or cake-style doughnut holes might hold up a bit better to this treatment.

And, then, from the just-because-it’s-there file:

doughnut acorns with nutella and bacon

I had leftover bacon crumbles and figured what the hell, right? When first dipped, though, the Nutella totally overpowered the bacon, but once they’d had a chance to sit out for a bit, the flavors equalized and it wasn’t half bad. Not something I’d be seeking out in the future, but I can see why some people are all over the bacon and chocolate craze.

 

Rich is Relative

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So is difficulty, for that matter.

Crepes are something usually reserved for special occasions, Sunday brunch, or times you want to impress. To the uninitiated, they seem terribly complex when, if anything, they’re a little tedious but not at all difficult. Want to make it even easier on yourself? Buy the crepes pre-made and just whip up this scrumptious Banana Crepe filling.

Banana Crepes

Ingredients for the banana crepe filling4 Tbsp Unsalted Butter
2 Bananas, sliced
1/2 cup Brown Sugar
1 Tbsp Brandy
6-8 Crepes (about 6-8 inches in diameter)
Optional: Creme Anglaise

1. Over medium heat, melt the butter in a small saucepan until slightly foamy.

2. Add in the bananas and stir to coat with the butter.

3. Stir in the brown sugar and cook, stirring occasionally, until the bananas have broken up a bit and the butter and brown sugar have thickened.

4. Stir in the brandy, reduce the heat to low and let sit until needed.

5. Make the crepes according to your favorite recipe or warm purchased crepes to make them pliable.

6. Place a line of the filling in the center of the warm crepe and fold each side over. Transfer to a plate and, if desired, drizzle with the topping of your choice.

Filling is enough for 6-8 crepes.

Row of banana crepes on a plate, drizzled with sauce

Variations: Spread a little Nutella in the middle of the crepe before adding the banana filling. No brandy at hand? Try cognac or even a spiced rum for a similarly delicious finish.

They may be rich, but they were a perfect companion to a light supper we recently shared with friends. Best served with ice-cold milk or hot coffee.

JC100 | Chocolate Mousse Tartlets

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Chocolate Mousse Tartlet

Yesterday I attended (and helped judge) a Mini-Burger Challenge with our local foodie group. In addition to the burger challenge there was also a pie-off (determined by popular vote only), and I thought I’d throw my hat into the ring.

Each pie was supposed to be cut into 16 slices but I knew that was a disaster in the making for my pie plans: chocolate mousse would end up so incredibly messy once it was transported and cut. Instead, I decided to make mine into mini-pies, aka tartlets, and save everyone the trouble.

 Thanks to the JC100 campaign going on through August to celebrate what would have been Julia Child’s 100th birthday on August 15th, I had to go only as far as my inbox to find the perfect chocolate mousse recipe. (This was actually the recipe for 2 weeks ago, but work on my own book has kept me too busy to participate for the first few weeks.) Combined with a tender cream cheese crust borrowed from a pecan tassie recipe I’ve made many times, I hoped to wow my constituents on Sunday afternoon.

Presentation counts for a lot–we eat with our eyes, remember–and while I”m all for the wonders of simple food, simply prepared, this particular occasion called for a little extra touch. When I went to pick up the chocolate (at the local Cost Plus World Market) I happened across a tin of roller wafer cookies filled with orange-flavored chocolate. It was kismet! Julia’s mousse is flavored with both strong coffee and orange liqueur, so these cookies would make a fitting garnish. The only thing was that they were the same color as the mouse, and I was looking for a little contrast. Dipping one in end in candy coating and sprinkling with a bit of freshly grated orange zest gave me just the look I was after.

Tower of Tartlets (chocolate mousse)Sadly, I didn’t even place in the pie-off (we had 6 entries and there were medals for the top 3). Oh, well, the fact that 2/3 of them were gone when we left still tells me people enjoyed them, and that’s all that really matters.

But don’t let that stop you from giving this a try, yourself. They are phenomenal!

Cream Cheese Crust

7 Tbsp unsalted butter, softened
3 oz cream cheese, softened
1 cup all-purpose flour

Combine the butter and cream cheese and stir until evening mixed before adding in the flour and working into a soft dough. A spoon is just going to make a mess once the flour is in there, so use your hands and gently combine everything. Don’t over-knead, though, as this can toughen the dough.

Scoop or shape the dough into 1-inch balls and chill until firm (half an hour or so).

Preheat your oven to 350º F and grease 2 mini-muffin pans or 24 tartlet molds.

Press the chilled dough balls into the molds, making as even a layer as crust as possible.

Blind-bake the crusts for 12 minutes, turning halfway through, and let cool for 5 minutes or so in the pans. Unmold (use a toothpick to help lift them out of their wells) and let cool completely on racks.

Makes about 2 dozen tarlets.

Julia’s Chocolate Mousse aka Mousseline Au Chocolat
(from Mastering the art of French Cooking, Volume 1)

4 eggs, separated
3/4 cup superfine sugar
1/4 cup orange liqueur
6 oz semi-sweet baking chocolate, broken up or chopped
1/4 cup strong coffee
6 oz unsalted butter, softened
1/4 cup finely diced candied orange peel (optional)
pinch of salt
1 Tbsp granulated sugar

From Julia’s description:

Among all the recipes for chocolate mousse this is one of the best, we think; it uses egg yolks, sugar, and butter, and instead of cream, beaten egg whites. . . [It] may be unmolded after chilling, or served in a bowl, or in dessert cups, or in little covered pots. (Note: When served in pots, this dessert is sometimes erroneously called pots de crème au chocolat. French dessert crèmes are custards [this mousse is not].

Making the Mousse:

Separate your eggs into yolks and whites, the yolks into a bowl large enough to hold the final mixture and allow for folding in of the egg whites, the whites into the bowl of a stand mixer (if you have one). Set the whites aside, for now.

Start a pot of water (an inch or so) on the stove so that it’s just below simmering and prepare an ice bath in a pot big enough to accommodate your yolk bowl. Sprinkling a little salt on your ice cubes before adding the water will keep them from melting quite so quickly.

To the yolks add the superfine sugar (granulated sugar pulsed in your food processor is a decent substitute if you can’t locate superfine–it’s not the same as powdered sugar, not that fine) and whisk together until the “mixture is thick, pale yellow, and falls back upon itself forming a slowly dissolving ribbon.” Whisk in the liqueur. (I used Cointreau, Grand Marnier would also be a good option. If you come near this recipe with Triple Sec I will disown you.)

Whisk the yolk mixture over hot water for 3-4 minutes until “foamy and too hot for your finger.” This gently ‘cooks’ the egg yolks to a safe temperature and the constant whipping keeps it from scrambling and causing lumps in your mousse. Move your yolk bowl to the ice bath and continue to whisk until it’s cool, thick, and doing the ribbon thing again. Set aside.

I broke a whisk right about here, so choose a sturdy one to start with.

Combine the chocolate and coffee in a bowl and melt over that hot water bath the yolks just vacated until nice and smooth. Remove from the heat and beat in the butter a bit at a time until nice and smooth, then add the chocolate mixture into the yolk mixture and beat until totally incorporated–no streaks. Now is when you would add the candied peel, if you’re going that way (I did not, I wanted the smooth mousse, not bits of peel laying in wait, but that’s me.)

Beat the egg whites and salt until soft peaks form, sprinkle in the sugar and continue to beat until stiff peaks form and hold when you raise the whip. Doing this by hand is possible, but a pain (though a great arm workout); use a mixer for this step if no other and save yourself.

Stir 1/4 of the beaten egg whites into the chocolate mixture to lighten it, get it nice and uniform, and then oh-so-gently fold in the rest of the whites until it’s all a nice, even, color and consistency. The first quarter of the whites are like a sacrifice, they lose a lot of their loft in loosening up the chocolate and yolks, the remaining whites are what give this mousse a light, airy texture and you want to be gentle getting them incorporated or you’ll stir all the air out of them and have wasted your time. It’ll still taste okay, but the texture won’t be right.

Makes about 5 cups.

Spoon (I used the mini-ladle from my gravy boat) the mousse into the waiting pie shells and chill until set. 2 hours minimum, overnight is better. What doesn’t fit into the shells can go into ramekins or coffee mugs or whatever. I made a double batch of the mousse and it was WAY more than enough for the triple batch of crusts I made plus 6 ramekins and one small casserole dish. Seriously, I could have made a single batch and still had extra, but where’s the fun in that?

In case you couldn’t tell, I have paraphrased the hell out of the source material, though I like to think she would have understood my vehemence against the Triple Sec, seeing as how she was a devotee to butter and cream and all things delicious.

Excerpted from Mastering the Art of French Cooking by Julia Child. Copyright © 1961 by Alfred A. Knopf. Reprinted with permission from the publisher Alfred A. Knopf, a division of Random House, Inc.

Cupcakery Abounds

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This weekend I had the pleasure of attending my first Meet-Up with the All About Food in Tallahassee group. Having found out about the group from a TNG (Tallahassee Nerds & Geeks) member, that makes MeetUp.com 2 for 2 meeting fabulous folks.

As you might have guessed, the theme, flavor and activity of choice for the meetup was cupcakes.

Coffee table filled with finished cupcakes and cookies, at least 60

We had at least 60 decorated cupcakes by day's end.

Our hostess is quite the cake decorator, herself, and I was a happy helper monkey busting out my old supplies and my somewhat-rusty piping skills to make my own creations as well as help others get the hang of things with theirs.

It almost makes me want to teach for Wilton again.

Except for the whole time thing. Or, rather, the lack thereof.

But for a day’s outing, it was a nice return to my old creative stomping grounds.

To host your own cupcake afternoon, here’s the skinny on how our hostess made it so very enjoyable.

1. Start with your supplies.

Steff had plenty of decorating tools for folks to use and the ones I brought made a good back-up when the frosting started flying.

Tables are required since the cakes have to sit somewhere; she put a cover on her pool table as a second table to allow plenty of table-space for everyone.

The table laden with supplies and inspiration.

The table laden with supplies and inspiration, just waiting for us to start.

2. Gather the troops and get them to bring things.

Several people brought un-iced cupcakes and a few people brought cookies. Others brought candies and toppings to be used in decorating.

Of course, meetups can’t live by sugar alone! There was also plenty of savory snacking to be had to fend off the sugar coma pure icing would have otherwise caused.

Savory foods laid out for snacking

Savory foods laid out for snacking

This meant that we didn’t actually start decorating for a while, instead we had the usual nosh and nose-around-people’s-lives until the last folks had arrived.

3. Give ’em their marching orders and let the wild cupcaking begin!

A few words of guidance from Steff and it was pretty much catch-as-catch can. The cupcakes were moved around to make room for people to work, tools were grabbed and the icing started to flow.

Scraps piping fishnet stockings onto a cookie

Piping fishnet stockings onto a cookie.

One enterprising attendee made peanut butter cookie people (and his own cutter/mold, too) and decided to make both the girls and the boys. Alas, when presented with such a start, there was nothing else to do but dress the boobalicious peanut butter girl in some fishnets and lingerie.

Then someone wanted some guidance building a cupcake pooch from one of the books available for inspiration. She did such an amazing job–I was so proud.

An excellent student and her creation

An excellent student and her creation

4. After about 4 hours, send everyone home with as many cupcakes as they can carry!

Oh, there were so many cupcakes. In addition to the 60 or so that were decorated, there were easily 3 dozen that left as naked as they arrived. They were divvied up and everyone who wanted had a little something extra to bring home.

Tip: Disposable carry-out containers are available at most warehouse and restaurant supply stores. Having some extras on hand for these sorts of things never hurts.

An afternoon spent cupcaking, cooking, or crafting with friends is a fantastic way to pass a day. And if you don’t have a group of like-minded individuals to do that with, already, check out MeetUp.com and find some new ones.

To see the rest of my photos from the day, check out my Google+ album.

Would You Mind Bringing a Little Something?

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Pot Luck Party- New Zealand

image via Flickr user kangotraveler, aka http://scoutabout.com/

For those of us who like to entertain but are on a tight budget, hosting a pot-luck party is certainly an option if your fellow party-goers are the helpful type. But with the lowered cost to the hostess comes a bit more work on the organizational side.

Recently we were invited to a friend’s home for a night of casual gaming. It was to be a pot-luck with a specific meal in mind, and I was requested to bring “something awesome.”

Granted, something awesome is not all that hard to achieve, but it was a little vague and it took a lot of back and forth to determine what she really wanted (or, rather, needed) us to bring.

This got me thinking. Which, of course, got me writing, and I’ve come up with some helpful (I hope) guidelines for hosting a pot-luck party of your own. Some might seem pretty common sense, but you might be surprised at how many would say ‘oh, I hadn’t thought of that’.

Start With a List

It doesn’t have to be a long list, just things like how many people you’re invited, how much food will be needed, and is there a theme to the meal or gathering, that sort of thing.

Know Your Guests Strengths

Does someone on your guest list have a specialty that everyone loves? Play to their strengths as ask them to bring that!  On the other hand, if someone isn’t much of a cook, paper products, ice or drinks are always good options for them to bring; these options are also good for folks coming straight from work or some other event. People are busy and, really, most don’t want to show up to a pot-luck empty handed.

Assign Tasks or Items

Don’t be vague, be specific! It’s like a guy asking ‘would you like to go out sometime’ instead of ‘would you like to go out Friday night at 7’, the first generates a vague response, the second an easy yes/no. Once you know what you need, and know what your friends are capable of, time and talent-wise, make your requests. If you’re providing the main course, ask for a side dish (or a salad, casserole, or appetizer); you can even be ingredient-specific (a green vegetable, something starchy).

And it doesn’t hurt to ask your guests in a sequence, giving the earlier ask-ees the option of bringing A or B and then narrowing down the list as you go.

Plan Ahead

If you call up (or email) your guests only 4 days before, you run the risk of some having prior committments or just not being able to fully participate. Give at least a week’s heads up or, if you know your friends are the very busy type, 2 to be on the safe side.

Follow Up

If you email or send written notes (a charming habit that many have forgotten about, a little hand-written note on nice paper is fun to get in the mail amidst the bills and fliers usually in the box), set a date you want to hear back by and, if you haven’t heard back by then, follow up!

This happened with this last party, I replied to her email twice with questions but the hostess never got my responses, so when I texted her the day before the party a bit flustered (okay, more than a bit) it was a bit awkward on all sides. If you haven’t heard from someone by your drop-dead date, call them up (or check your spam folder) to see if you missed their reply.

Pot luck parties can mean more frequent entertaining and are great for a group that meets regularly in one spot. By being the organized hostess, though, the party gets the benefit of flowing as smoothly as if you’d done everything yourself.